did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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