I want to have your abortion
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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