Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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