it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.