Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.