OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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