if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.