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• (707): View more from California

  OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.

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  Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.

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• (818): View more from California

  i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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• (903): View more from Texas

  You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website

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