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(310): View more from California

its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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(310): its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off http://tfl.nu/w0tm

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(+66): View more from Thailand

She said her name was "party"

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(+66): She said her name was "party" http://tfl.nu/08y0

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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haha what'd she say

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i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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(215): dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up (412): haha what'd she say (215): i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF http://tfl.nu/bkrp

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(214): View more from Texas

She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.

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(214): She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats. http://tfl.nu/sl2y

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

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how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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(401): how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much? (617): how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore? http://tfl.nu/k1y1

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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Probably.

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I'm in.

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(216): Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word? (440): Probably. (216): I'm in. http://tfl.nu/bl31

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(317): View more from Indiana

idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break

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(317): idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break http://tfl.nu/7szo

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(410): View more from Maryland

Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.

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(410): Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem. http://tfl.nu/4xkw

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(847): i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen. http://tfl.nu/1m72

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(812): View more from Indiana

I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.

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(812): I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad. http://tfl.nu/pu3r

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(310): View more from California

Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub

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(310): Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub http://tfl.nu/ka0h

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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.

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(317): I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense. http://tfl.nu/526h

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(310): View more from California

I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.

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(310): I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there. http://tfl.nu/77nt

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.

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(479): Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie. http://tfl.nu/n54r

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(604): View more from British Columbia

When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"

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(604): When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof" http://tfl.nu/pdgz

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