Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina