Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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