the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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