i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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