Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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