your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the day after is always just damage control
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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