That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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