ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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