Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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