You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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