I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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