NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?