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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?

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GAY or at the very least bisexual.

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His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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Weird... you've rode him.

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(517): I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict? (1-517): GAY or at the very least bisexual. (1-517): His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation. (517): Weird... you've rode him. http://tfl.nu/8rng

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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(773): Oh just a soda. I'm "driving" http://tfl.nu/spob

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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.

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(850): i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate. http://tfl.nu/wnho

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If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."

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(614): If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers." http://tfl.nu/20g9

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(248): View more from Michigan

New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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(248): New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people. http://tfl.nu/cghq

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...

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(717): If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one... http://tfl.nu/slb8

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(540): View more from Virginia

And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...

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(540): And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good... http://tfl.nu/zb2a

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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

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(617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads http://tfl.nu/gove

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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup

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(508): i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup http://tfl.nu/58kh

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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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(615): They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this. http://tfl.nu/rcac

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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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(317): A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some. http://tfl.nu/08yo

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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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(212): No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often. http://tfl.nu/bjtx

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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.

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(905): And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced. http://tfl.nu/b7p5

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So, were they human bite marks at least?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

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(617): So, were they human bite marks at least? (434): Your guess is as good as mine. http://tfl.nu/gi39

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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...

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(307): The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories... http://tfl.nu/532k

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