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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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• (631): View more from New York

  OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about

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  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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• (530): View more from California

  im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?

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