In the future we'll all be gay
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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