question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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