PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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