do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it glows. i had to have it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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