Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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