She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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