We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yo dont text me then not text me
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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