oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Even my vagina gasped.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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