Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
