Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I wish they made helmets for livers.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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