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You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone. http://tfl.nu/z0lf

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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.

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(712): I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled. http://tfl.nu/klod

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.

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(405): I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for. http://tfl.nu/jd67

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.

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(902): Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it. http://tfl.nu/c874

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(303): View more from Colorado

Where else am I to apply my creativity?

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I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.

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(303): Where else am I to apply my creativity? (1-303): I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start. http://tfl.nu/ttid

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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(706): I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face. http://tfl.nu/e8qy

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(770): View more from Georgia

All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"

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(770): All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better" http://tfl.nu/pc1d

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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.

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(978): I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there. http://tfl.nu/oxsp

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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

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(724): i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that. http://tfl.nu/tj9k

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.

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(402): You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement. http://tfl.nu/xw5k

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left

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(918): I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left http://tfl.nu/o2bv

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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES

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YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

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(303): YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES (1-303): YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES http://tfl.nu/trz6

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(703): View more from Virginia

And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?

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(703): And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother? http://tfl.nu/q108

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.

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(215): the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked. http://tfl.nu/uz4z

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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

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(971): Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here. http://tfl.nu/bude

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