sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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