guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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