Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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