dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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