I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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