my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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