Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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