who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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