Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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