I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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