Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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