my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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