ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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