I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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