so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Watching her eat just hurts me
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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