is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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