69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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