VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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