Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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