It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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