puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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