If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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