sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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