best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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