Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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