Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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