She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
this is an emotional support booty call
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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