what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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