Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Gay?
German.
Pity.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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