Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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