Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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