Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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