the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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