Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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